NOT FUNNY!!! At All!

My entire life I have been completely terrified of heights and the other day, MJ took me too the local fair. Some of the games were fun and the funnel cake was amazing, but MJ talked me into riding some rides. So we got on this thingy that slowly brought us up about 300 feet and then, without any warning, threw me towards the ground. When we stopped at the bottom I felt like I lost my ass cherry all over again. I will never ever ever free fall again. NEVER!!!

Who said that Ferris Wheels were romantic? They were DEAD wrong. I got on that thing, calm at first, then, well just watch the video. Once again, I am TERRIFIED of heights. J